worst night to have a conscience
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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