he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
NoShamevember. You game?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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