Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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