your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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