I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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