I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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