The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Of course I have a pirate flag
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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