I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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