You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
try to milk me bitch
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