This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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