Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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