I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
pray to the hookup gods
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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