Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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