real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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