she takes plan B like it's going out of style
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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