Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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