Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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