Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
smell my finger.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
