i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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