Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
