Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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