new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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