The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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