Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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