How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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