Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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