I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
