He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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