Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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