Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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