just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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