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I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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