There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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