I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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