I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
