Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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