What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
ok first of all what the fuck
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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