Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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