I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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