i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
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