I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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