Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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