Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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