I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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