We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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