You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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