I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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