bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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