Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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