I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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